fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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