well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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