you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
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Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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