you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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