Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Did we literally take a cab across the street
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
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I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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