I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
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Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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