The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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