I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
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tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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