We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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