I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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