Dual....:-)
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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