whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
