So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
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Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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