Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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