Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
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Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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