Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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