your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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