the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I think a kid would responsible me up
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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