Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
someone threw a dead crab at me
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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