I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Semen is not good for contacts.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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