We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
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Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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