Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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