And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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