I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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