You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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