it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
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Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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