they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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