Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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