Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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