talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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