i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
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If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
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It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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