Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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