I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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