You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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