she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
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my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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