I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
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It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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