hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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