whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
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Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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