youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
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that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
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Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
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