Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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