As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
