Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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