I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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