From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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