How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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I don't have enough holes for all these australians
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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