why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
