I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
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Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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