How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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