Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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