guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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