You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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