Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
