I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
