I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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