WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
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To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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